Lately, my warddrobe has seemed very blah and since I buy everything on Amazon, I figured why not shirts.  And I certainly figured right, because look at the beauty I found below.

Now we will be putting out some of our own shirts next month on our site, but I don’t think we’ll ever be able to reach the magnificence on this shirt.  Shoot for the Stars I guess.

Be sure to check out the reviews, here’s a stellar example

“This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the ‘guns’), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.”

By B. Govern “Bee-Dot-Govern” C 2008

Man, I keep forgetting to post this.  If you are having technical difficulties trying to watch our animation film, it might be because you need to download QuickTime player.  We have waited 5 seconds.  Now that you have finished downloading QuickTime player, please put aside an hour of your life to watch Pretty Pink Princess Hour Episode One.

Yippee! We are back and running.  Sorry for the lame difficulties.  We will try to pay our rent on time all the time. Here is the rent our wonderful Webmaster requests.  All Hail King Hwankz!!

Lol. Dammit. I have no news again. Err, say…did you know a Pretty Pink Princess Land exists? Yea! That’s what I’ll talk about!

It’s not quite done yet (more like…SO NOT DONE) Most rooms say “Closed for renovations until 2007″. That’s um, 2007 in chinese years, closer to 2070 in human years. Well, the Mystical Gypsy Tavern is open for business. Click on the crystal ball and mouse over the Ouija board to either the letters F or V and have yourselves and grand ole’ time.

Um. It’s probably time I contributed to this site. As you might have noticed already, I am the ass lazy one in this partnership. Well, there ain’t a whole lot of news to update ya’ll on at this moment.   Only that both of us each plan to update the site weekly with at least 1 comic & news. Therefore, please visit us hourly as you might find deep and profound meaning in that stale piece of news or comic you’ve been staring at for a week. Just wanted to drop a line and welcome everybody to the site.

For the Horde.

~ evelyn

So for the Animation Section I’m going to put a new VHS tape of animations of us every few weeks. Wheeeeeeee

The reason I chose to do VHS or Video Tapes is thats what I grew up with. Tons of hand labeled VHS tapes. My parents did not believe in buying tapes. So I don’t think we ever had a “real” video except for the “Batman” video my Uncle gave us for X-mas and the Jane Fonda Workout Video my Mom bought. We of course watched both religiously.

Back to the homemade vhs tapes, my Mom and Dad taped shows off the Disney Channel, ABC’s World of Disney, TV Specials and the Free HBO Weekends(omg I can’t believe how cheap that was now lulz)!! For example, the “Popples Special” would be watched over and over again.

And usually everything else on the tape afterwards. 4-6 hours in total. My dad would even stop and restart for commercials, so everything was horribly edited together. Oooo and my Dad even came up with a genius alphabetical labeling system so we could find stuff easily. I’ll look for one of these tapes next time I’m home and show a label so you can gaze on the glory of the Kinkz Family video library.

-eliza

PS I got people saying they were confused by video tape and asking me to say vhs. I shake my cane at you!

Hello Friends, Family and lollygaggers!

After soooooo long, I’m seriously talking years. Evelyn and I finally are getting our website up! Amazing! A bunch of thanks has to go out to Mr.Phi for helping us. Hopefully we can get off our heinies and actually update weekly. I will be very proud of us if we succeed in doing this. We will try to give ourselves rewards to motivate this lol.

Well I will post more soon!

-eliza