As I left AWFUL Trader Joes, (I have a hate affair with these stores cause of their insanely small parking lots)  I came across a cookie in the parking lot.

It was in a plastic bag and looked homemade.

Just like in our cartoon,I really wanted to eat it.  Luckily Mr.Phi dragged me away but he took a picture of me contemplating the delectable looking cookie!

This is usually what happens with food gifts between me and Evelyn.  One of us will take a bite of it or immediately expect a bite of whatever delectable treat it happens to be.  I don’t think I have ever taken a bite out of EVERYTHING though…..  Although that would happen if it was the Deluscious Valentine Cookie Box.

But I am positive she would not blame me for doing that………muhahahhaaa

(On a side note, why do I always draw myself with 1 arm in the air……Maybe I should have 1 arm in the air as my new look….hmmmm)

Ahhhhh.  Mr.Phi and I have been mass produced in Shanghai!! I wonder who owns our copyrights?

Curses!!::shakes fist!:: Where are my royalties?!?

I demand payment in the form of 100 potstickers from the Stand near Jing’an Temple!!

This weekend I went up to SF to visit Liz and she took me to a fancy Chinese restaurant called “Heaven’s Dog”.  Even though the setting was ultra modern, the food still tasted pretty authentic.   Stick with the main entrees though, and go somewhere else for dessert.  Let it be known that I was the idiot that fell for this number: “Jasmine Tea Granita with milk, melon, and mango”.  The waitress described the dessert as “refreshing”. 

Refreshing my ass.  This was what they served me…

And they dared to charge $7 for this piece of crap.

I think if they actually served me a piece of crap, it might have filled the plate better.

Ev: oh ya, mother’s day is next month lol
eliza: lol
eliza: get on it yo!
eliza: im getting it all over in 1 blow - mothersday, dads bday, fathers day…big thing of ice cream from Jeni’s Ice Cream
Ev: lol
Ev: have u tried it?
Ev: is it really good?
eliza: best ice cream i have ever had
eliza: honest to gawd
Ev: is it better than haagen daz?
Ev: coz nothing’s better than haagen daz to me
eliza: makes haagen daz look like poo
Ev: you’re poo
eliza: im serious dood!
eliza: i wouldn’t be talkin smack about the HD
eliza: if i wasn’t seriousssss
Ev: haha
Ev: we’ll see
eliza: im callin”1 single tear down face:” action
Ev: lolz

I got Jeni’s Ice Cream as a wedding present and it was glorious!! I cannot say enough nice things about this ice cream except it is worth every expensive penny!  Sell your gold jewelry and go buy it NOW!

And Holy Patootie! Ice Cream Macaroons.  I DIES NOW!!

So for the past week, I’ve been craving Starbuck’s Strawberries & Crème Frappuccino.  It’s soooo good.  You might be thinking…well bonehead, quit complaining and go get one!  The problem is, I never seem to be able to wake up early enough before work to go get one, and by the time it’s quitting time, all I want to do is go home.  Alas, woe is me.  Yes, pity my Frappuccino deficiency.  Well this damn craving must have been eating away at my brain.  So much so that last night I actually dreamed about getting one.  The problem was, I wanted to get an apple turnover along with the Frappuccino.  At this point, I started being aware that I was dreaming (thus lucid dreaming).  I actually willed the exact shape of the turnover I wanted to eat in the display glass.  The funny thing is, the girl ringing me up for the order wanted to charge me $9.99 for a lousy turnover + frappuccino.  I remember arguing with the bitch over the damn thing in my dream.  Why the hell was this apple turnover going to cost me $5?  This wasn’t some foo foo fancy bakery shop.  It was friggin Starbucks.  The girl agreed to knock off a $1 off the price.  I just find the whole thing hilarious because I was able to control what kind of apple turnover I wanted and yet I had to haggle over the price.  Guess I need to start refining my lucid dreaming skillz.  Either that or quit the bad habit of eating over priced pastries.