Here is an animation I did with Veronica Hwang a while back.( seriously like 2008….)  Just took me forever to finally edit it.  I used the Zeitgeist Films contest as ammunition to get met to doooo it.  We got 3rd place!!  The filmmakers Stephane Aubier and Vincent Patar of “A Town Called Panic” praised it for its “the funny idea of bringing mountains to life.”

As I left AWFUL Trader Joes, (I have a hate affair with these stores cause of their insanely small parking lots)  I came across a cookie in the parking lot.

It was in a plastic bag and looked homemade.

Just like in our cartoon,I really wanted to eat it.  Luckily Mr.Phi dragged me away but he took a picture of me contemplating the delectable looking cookie!

This is usually what happens with food gifts between me and Evelyn.  One of us will take a bite of it or immediately expect a bite of whatever delectable treat it happens to be.  I don’t think I have ever taken a bite out of EVERYTHING though…..  Although that would happen if it was the Deluscious Valentine Cookie Box.

But I am positive she would not blame me for doing that………muhahahhaaa

(On a side note, why do I always draw myself with 1 arm in the air……Maybe I should have 1 arm in the air as my new look….hmmmm)

Ahhhhh.  Mr.Phi and I have been mass produced in Shanghai!! I wonder who owns our copyrights?

Curses!!::shakes fist!:: Where are my royalties?!?

I demand payment in the form of 100 potstickers from the Stand near Jing’an Temple!!

Pee-Wee’s Playhouse!!  I was so excited yesterday to find out that Pee-Wee Herman was putting on a series of shows in LA.  I think I will have to drive down just to check one of these shows out. But why no Pee Wee love??  Doesn’t seem like any of my friends is too interested in going?!  What is this fuckery!?  Evelyn even replied “Meh” to me but this isn’t a big surprise because that is her most common reply to activities not involving food or watching Turner Classic Movies.

One of my favorite Pee-Wee appearances was on a 1980s Dolly Parton Special. (Go to 3:45 for their duet)  And all I ever wanted was this playset below!  One time at college I saw it in a teacher’s office and considered theivery but I gave that up when my friend got arrested for stealing 5 bras at a JCPenny. (Tip: people notice when you go from A cup to D cup in 8 minutes.)

So as I was walking home from my studio I started reminiscing about my dollhouse.  And how I replaced the dolls in it with Dinosaurs.  Then I was trying to remember if I still kept one doll and 1 dinosaur to be the husband and wife.  And then I laughed at the thought of them having intercourse.  From there, I started thinking about Dinosaurs and wondering if their peens were HUGEEEE?!

So of course I googled this when I got home and found a great article on DINOSAUR SEX!

It asks all the questions I didn’t even know I was curious about like…“How did spiny stegosaurs mate without stabbing each other to death? And where did Tyranosaurus rex stow his crown jewels - or did he let it all hang out?”

And now I’m on the hunt for the “series of drawings of dinosaurs in different mating positions, including in water, by the late British palaeontologist L. Beverly Halstead(also know as L B Halstead), who believed all dinosaurs used pretty much the same mating position: “Mounting from the rear.” Unfortunately I haven’t been able to find any of these gems online and my local library doesn’t seem to contain them.  Please someone buy all books written by him and find them and post them. Thank you!

And heres a lil bit of BBC DinoPron cause I know thats the next step….ENJOY!(For some reason, Youtube’s embed was not working. Must be super NSFW!!)

Ahhhh yes this takes me back.  I had one of these back when I was a young gal.  I remember bouncing on it and a kid came up to me & wanted to try it.  He offered me a stick of gum to try, which of couse I knew was definitely lingo for drugs!!(I had been attending D.A.R.E. meetings at school.  Free Entemann’s Chocolate Chip Cookies FTW!)  I told him “NO WAY, JOSE”(and his name wasn’t even Jose) and pogo-ed on out of there.   But did I pogo, lolo, or discoed on out…now I’m not sure…there were actually so many different versions

I find this very confusing but from what I can understand from Wiki, it looks like several people wanted to make the same product, but used different names.  Which I find hilarious.  Because if you are manufacturing the Pogo Ball and someone is like “hey! check out my pogo bal! So much better than your pogo BALL! ”  Thats just insane.

But now I miss it, I wonder if its somewhere in my parent’s attic?  I think I may go get it or maybe I’ll get the old mini trampoline my mom got during the 1980s rebounder workout phase.  Basically I feel like Bouncin’!!

Lately, my warddrobe has seemed very blah and since I buy everything on Amazon, I figured why not shirts.  And I certainly figured right, because look at the beauty I found below.

Now we will be putting out some of our own shirts next month on our site, but I don’t think we’ll ever be able to reach the magnificence on this shirt.  Shoot for the Stars I guess.

Be sure to check out the reviews, here’s a stellar example

“This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the ‘guns’), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.”

By B. Govern “Bee-Dot-Govern” C 2008

Ev: oh ya, mother’s day is next month lol
eliza: lol
eliza: get on it yo!
eliza: im getting it all over in 1 blow - mothersday, dads bday, fathers day…big thing of ice cream from Jeni’s Ice Cream
Ev: lol
Ev: have u tried it?
Ev: is it really good?
eliza: best ice cream i have ever had
eliza: honest to gawd
Ev: is it better than haagen daz?
Ev: coz nothing’s better than haagen daz to me
eliza: makes haagen daz look like poo
Ev: you’re poo
eliza: im serious dood!
eliza: i wouldn’t be talkin smack about the HD
eliza: if i wasn’t seriousssss
Ev: haha
Ev: we’ll see
eliza: im callin”1 single tear down face:” action
Ev: lolz

I got Jeni’s Ice Cream as a wedding present and it was glorious!! I cannot say enough nice things about this ice cream except it is worth every expensive penny!  Sell your gold jewelry and go buy it NOW!

And Holy Patootie! Ice Cream Macaroons.  I DIES NOW!!

My cat doesn’t like us to watch her poo.  Which I very much understand.  Its very hard to poo when people are watching you.  If we glance over, she quickly pretends that she is taking a bath or discovered something exciting under the washing machine.

Once we have looked away, she goes about her business.  If she misses the box, which she usually does….she will run like mad after pooing.  Sort of like when everyone is running in those disaster movies from the the volcano which is splodin’ asteroids at everyone.  That is exactly her type of run.

It is very entertaining and makes me think what people would think if I pooed and ran from the bathroom back to my desk at work as fast as possible….

I’m talking about my white cat.  I found pet costumes at the store after Halloween a few years back and put it on her.  She found it surprisingly comfy and I love how the calico kitty(CaCaPeePee) is bowing down to her.

PS In other news I ate an aged goat cheese and sweated in yoga the next day.  As I was sweating, I’m pretty positive my pores were leaking the cheese cuz I could smell it again.  It made me very hungy!!