Yo!  You know what really grinds my gears?  Friggin when women pee on the seat.  I’ve never understood that.  If you don’t want to sit on the toilet, that’s fine.  Just use one of those goddamn paper seat covers!  Why must you stoop over the seat and leave pee residue for the next person???  !@#$%   And what is up with people not flushing???  How do you forget to flush?!  You don’t forget to wipe.  Flushing is like the next natural act that follows wiping.  Grrrrrrrrr

** Shakes Fist **

What is with these Mattress Trucks in LA??  Where are they taking all these mattresses and where are they finding them?

Those are my questions I would of loved to ask our neighbor in LA.  He always had a new pile of mattresses on his truck .  Sometimes just a few, other times it was piled so high, I was surprised the wheels didn’t collapse under the weight!!

Does anyone have the answers cuz I would be happy to know.  I wonder if he’s sorta like an ice cream truck…he could attach a bell to his truck and sell his mattresses for the generous price of $20 for a good nite sleep!

Ding Ding! Ding Ding! Oh my, its the mattress Man!! Yipeeeeee!

By far, the best thing about Wrath of the Lich King so far…

eliza: oh did Turtlebear think me and phi were way cool
Evelyn: he said you seemed really nice
Evelyn: i explained how we met, became friends, and stayed friends
Evelyn:and he laughed
Evelyn:and i explained basically the top reason i enjoy hanging out with you is how you have the ability to make people feel comfortable about being themselves
eliza: awwww
eliza: you are so my best friend ::hugs::
eliza: i thot you would say cuz she brings my family cookies
Evelyn: and then he agreed and said you don’t make people feel awkward at all
Evelyn:wait, that didn’t come out right lol
eliza: rofl
eliza: i love it
Evelyn:well anyways, he didn’t feel awkward around you
Evelyn: he felt at ease
Evelyn:there, does that sound better?
eliza: somewhat better but i like the other one first
Evelyn:lol
Evelyn: ya but he laughed at the whole “will u be my best friend” thing
eliza: i wish i would of gotten down on one knee
Evelyn: lol

If I could go back in time, I think I would of gotten down on 1 knee with a gumball ring.   I may of chose the horsie ring….

But I’m pretty sure I would of gotten a converse kick to the head instead of my bestest buddy Evelyn.

The other day as we were aparto-huntin’, we came across this house….

It was quite a site as you can see. Now some of my questions are…

*Is this house always like this?(I HOPE!!)
*Was this just for Halloween?
*Did they do this specially to help sell the house?(I REALLLLLY HOPE!!)
*Did they do this because they don’t want to sell the house?

On another note, this is the type of house I picture Evelyn and I living in when we are older. Maybe we should go ahead and buy it?…… maybe if they throw in a Huge Snoopy doll we will….