My cat doesn’t like us to watch her poo.  Which I very much understand.  Its very hard to poo when people are watching you.  If we glance over, she quickly pretends that she is taking a bath or discovered something exciting under the washing machine.

Once we have looked away, she goes about her business.  If she misses the box, which she usually does….she will run like mad after pooing.  Sort of like when everyone is running in those disaster movies from the the volcano which is splodin’ asteroids at everyone.  That is exactly her type of run.

It is very entertaining and makes me think what people would think if I pooed and ran from the bathroom back to my desk at work as fast as possible….

I’m talking about my white cat.  I found pet costumes at the store after Halloween a few years back and put it on her.  She found it surprisingly comfy and I love how the calico kitty(CaCaPeePee) is bowing down to her.

PS In other news I ate an aged goat cheese and sweated in yoga the next day.  As I was sweating, I’m pretty positive my pores were leaking the cheese cuz I could smell it again.  It made me very hungy!!

I imagine this will be a headline in the papers someday.  This is a serious matter folks!  Why would anybody ever walk to the fridge again when you can just teleport that turkey leg straight onto your lap.

(This rant was the result of Liz & Phiyen getting me Watchmen comic book for my bday)