Ev: oh ya, mother’s day is next month lol
eliza: lol
eliza: get on it yo!
eliza: im getting it all over in 1 blow - mothersday, dads bday, fathers day…big thing of ice cream from Jeni’s Ice Cream
Ev: lol
Ev: have u tried it?
Ev: is it really good?
eliza: best ice cream i have ever had
eliza: honest to gawd
Ev: is it better than haagen daz?
Ev: coz nothing’s better than haagen daz to me
eliza: makes haagen daz look like poo
Ev: you’re poo
eliza: im serious dood!
eliza: i wouldn’t be talkin smack about the HD
eliza: if i wasn’t seriousssss
Ev: haha
Ev: we’ll see
eliza: im callin”1 single tear down face:” action
Ev: lolz

I got Jeni’s Ice Cream as a wedding present and it was glorious!! I cannot say enough nice things about this ice cream except it is worth every expensive penny!  Sell your gold jewelry and go buy it NOW!

And Holy Patootie! Ice Cream Macaroons.  I DIES NOW!!

Awhile back, I thought it’d be really neat to make a sculpy version of “El Davitor”:

Unfortunately, my sculpy skillz were too noob, and I couldn’t quite work out the flaming “hair” part.

So it was either bald El Davitor…

Or give him a mohawk.

This is what I ended up with:

As you can see, El Davitor spent a tad too long in the oven and got a burnt hairdo.  T_T

Whenever anybody walks by now and catches a glance of El Davitor, I always get the same reaction…

“Hey!  Is that a chicken!?”