So as I was walking home from my studio I started reminiscing about my dollhouse. And how I replaced the dolls in it with Dinosaurs. Then I was trying to remember if I still kept one doll and 1 dinosaur to be the husband and wife. And then I laughed at the thought of them having intercourse. From there, I started thinking about Dinosaurs and wondering if their peens were HUGEEEE?!
So of course I googled this when I got home and found a great article on DINOSAUR SEX!
It asks all the questions I didn’t even know I was curious about like…“How did spiny stegosaurs mate without stabbing each other to death? And where did Tyranosaurus rex stow his crown jewels - or did he let it all hang out?”
And now I’m on the hunt for the “series of drawings of dinosaurs in different mating positions, including in water, by the late British palaeontologist L. Beverly Halstead(also know as L B Halstead), who believed all dinosaurs used pretty much the same mating position: “Mounting from the rear.” Unfortunately I haven’t been able to find any of these gems online and my local library doesn’t seem to contain them. Please someone buy all books written by him and find them and post them. Thank you!
And heres a lil bit of BBC DinoPron cause I know thats the next step….ENJOY!(For some reason, Youtube’s embed was not working. Must be super NSFW!!)
Ev: oh ya, mother’s day is next month lol eliza: lol eliza: get on it yo! eliza: im getting it all over in 1 blow - mothersday, dads bday, fathers day…big thing of ice cream from Jeni’s Ice Cream Ev: lol Ev: have u tried it? Ev: is it really good? eliza: best ice cream i have ever had eliza: honest to gawd Ev: is it better than haagen daz? Ev: coz nothing’s better than haagen daz to me eliza: makes haagen daz look like poo Ev: you’re poo eliza: im serious dood! eliza: i wouldn’t be talkin smack about the HD eliza: if i wasn’t seriousssss Ev: haha Ev: we’ll see eliza: im callin”1 single tear down face:” action Ev: lolz
I got Jeni’s Ice Cream as a wedding present and it was glorious!! I cannot say enough nice things about this ice cream except it is worth every expensive penny! Sell your gold jewelry and go buy it NOW!
And Holy Patootie! Ice Cream Macaroons. I DIES NOW!!
My cat doesn’t like us to watch her poo. Which I very much understand. Its very hard to poo when people are watching you. If we glance over, she quickly pretends that she is taking a bath or discovered something exciting under the washing machine.
Once we have looked away, she goes about her business. If she misses the box, which she usually does….she will run like mad after pooing. Sort of like when everyone is running in those disaster movies from the the volcano which is splodin’ asteroids at everyone. That is exactly her type of run.
It is very entertaining and makes me think what people would think if I pooed and ran from the bathroom back to my desk at work as fast as possible….
I’m talking about my white cat. I found pet costumes at the store after Halloween a few years back and put it on her. She found it surprisingly comfy and I love how the calico kitty(CaCaPeePee) is bowing down to her.
PS In other news I ate an aged goat cheese and sweated in yoga the next day. As I was sweating, I’m pretty positive my pores were leaking the cheese cuz I could smell it again. It made me very hungy!!
This was a pretty good Xmas. I got wonderful gifts, when really there was nothing I really REALLY wanted. Besides Animal Crossing:City Folk for Wii. Which Evelyn ONLY has to buy a Wii, Wiispeak and the game to play with meeee. Cmoonnnn, DOIT!… She says just come back to WoW…
Anywho, it got me to thinking when I was a kid and I had huge lists of items I wanted. I would even watch 80s morning cartoons just for the commercials in December to ADD to the list! It looked something like this list
I definitely should make a list like this next year! I guess I sorta got a gift like that this year of a vintage American Flyer bicycle to ride from Mr.Phi. He bought it for his own benefit though cuz he has no one to ride with haha. But I’ll take it!!
Unrelated PS I really recommend creating a “Georgia Gibbs” station on Pandora. A-Friggin-MAzing selection of muzac!
What is with these Mattress Trucks in LA?? Where are they taking all these mattresses and where are they finding them?
Those are my questions I would of loved to ask our neighbor in LA. He always had a new pile of mattresses on his truck . Sometimes just a few, other times it was piled so high, I was surprised the wheels didn’t collapse under the weight!!
Does anyone have the answers cuz I would be happy to know. I wonder if he’s sorta like an ice cream truck…he could attach a bell to his truck and sell his mattresses for the generous price of $20 for a good nite sleep!
Ding Ding! Ding Ding! Oh my, its the mattress Man!! Yipeeeeee!
eliza: oh did Turtlebear think me and phi were way cool Evelyn: he said you seemed really nice Evelyn: i explained how we met, became friends, and stayed friends Evelyn:and he laughed Evelyn:and i explained basically the top reason i enjoy hanging out with you is how you have the ability to make people feel comfortable about being themselves eliza: awwww eliza: you are so my best friend ::hugs:: eliza: i thot you would say cuz she brings my family cookies Evelyn: and then he agreed and said you don’t make people feel awkward at all Evelyn:wait, that didn’t come out right lol eliza: rofl eliza: i love it Evelyn:well anyways, he didn’t feel awkward around you Evelyn: he felt at ease Evelyn:there, does that sound better? eliza: somewhat better but i like the other one first Evelyn:lol Evelyn: ya but he laughed at the whole “will u be my best friend” thing eliza: i wish i would of gotten down on one knee Evelyn: lol
If I could go back in time, I think I would of gotten down on 1 knee with a gumball ring. I may of chose the horsie ring….
But I’m pretty sure I would of gotten a converse kick to the head instead of my bestest buddy Evelyn.
The other day as we were aparto-huntin’, we came across this house….
It was quite a site as you can see. Now some of my questions are…
*Is this house always like this?(I HOPE!!)
*Was this just for Halloween?
*Did they do this specially to help sell the house?(I REALLLLLY HOPE!!)
*Did they do this because they don’t want to sell the house?
On another note, this is the type of house I picture Evelyn and I living in when we are older. Maybe we should go ahead and buy it?…… maybe if they throw in a Huge Snoopy doll we will….
A few weeks back, I went to go see the OLDEST surviving feature length martial arts film from China called Red Heroine (1929). It was very entertaining to see even in the 1920s, Martial Artists could fly. It makes me wonder who thought that up?
The music to the movie was written and performed by Devil Music Ensemble. They were amazing and I cannot picture any other score going with this movie. This was a very new experience hearing a band with a silent movie as usually I hear them accompanied by Organs. Not to diss organs, but this added a depth to the movie I really would not of gotten otherwise.
Anyway the movie was great and I highly recommend seeing it as it is on tour at the moment. If you miss it, check out the Devil Music Site above for updates on their next screening!
Evelyn: hey btw Evelyn:: i’m suppose to punch you Evelyn:i can’t believe you told Poohead that story I told you about pointy eliza: lol what pointy story eliza: i have no clue Evelyn:That I ran into him, and the first thing he asked about was you eliza: lol oh yah eliza: thats such a good story Evelyn:lol Evelyn:yo i tell u stuff in confidence man Evelyn:wtf Evelyn:lol eliza: sorry sorry, im a forgetful old biddy [15:51] eliza: did u run into pointy? [15:51] eliza: or did pointy email you? Evelyn:no, Poohead told me Evelyn:he said when he used to write to you [15:52] eliza: when did u see poohead? apple pickin? Evelyn:: he would ask you about me Evelyn:and then he thought you might have been offended Evelyn:due to that story i told you about pointy [15:53] eliza: lol [15:53] eliza: i should tell that story from now on when people ask me about you [15:53] eliza: maybe i will write an email to poohead telling him im glad he got the message!
So Evelyn told me how she saw Pointy one day at school. She hadn’t seen him in a while and they walked toward one another. The conversation went as follows
Evelyn: Hi
Pointy: Is eliza here?
Evelyn: no
And donny walked off.
This is how I dream all my friends behave without me. If I’m not there, then there is no reason to talk to one another. But I guess senor poohead, thinks I’m insulted from me relaying Pointy and Evelyn’s encounter. I will have to work this into a free cookie….
My friend Yoohoo(As she will be known) I love her a lot but we always get into text arguements.
Here is a transcript from one such argument.
eliza: grawr Yoohoo:Ha! GARRGLE-GARGLE! W.U.W.T! Garr u!
Yoohoo: ?
Yoohoo:Dude just kidding on last text :i Just wish I could b there but cant cuz already planned camp w/ other Peeps eliza:Hmph! Didn’t invite us camping Yoohoo:Peace?! eliza:Spaghetti and Meatballs!!!!!!!!!
I will address the meatball issue in a future comic. I am sure you are sorry for me and I made Yoohoo’s text red so you could tell how evil she is. Also here is a picture of her beating me up as she texts me. The Horror. But she does have a fine booty as you can see.
