So as I was walking home from my studio I started reminiscing about my dollhouse. And how I replaced the dolls in it with Dinosaurs. Then I was trying to remember if I still kept one doll and 1 dinosaur to be the husband and wife. And then I laughed at the thought of them having intercourse. From there, I started thinking about Dinosaurs and wondering if their peens were HUGEEEE?!
So of course I googled this when I got home and found a great article on DINOSAUR SEX!
It asks all the questions I didn’t even know I was curious about like…“How did spiny stegosaurs mate without stabbing each other to death? And where did Tyranosaurus rex stow his crown jewels - or did he let it all hang out?”
And now I’m on the hunt for the “series of drawings of dinosaurs in different mating positions, including in water, by the late British palaeontologist L. Beverly Halstead(also know as L B Halstead), who believed all dinosaurs used pretty much the same mating position: “Mounting from the rear.” Unfortunately I haven’t been able to find any of these gems online and my local library doesn’t seem to contain them. Please someone buy all books written by him and find them and post them. Thank you!
And heres a lil bit of BBC DinoPron cause I know thats the next step….ENJOY!(For some reason, Youtube’s embed was not working. Must be super NSFW!!)
Ahhhh yes this takes me back. I had one of these back when I was a young gal. I remember bouncing on it and a kid came up to me & wanted to try it. He offered me a stick of gum to try, which of couse I knew was definitely lingo for drugs!!(I had been attending D.A.R.E. meetings at school. Free Entemann’s Chocolate Chip Cookies FTW!) I told him “NO WAY, JOSE”(and his name wasn’t even Jose) and pogo-ed on out of there. But did I pogo, lolo, or discoed on out…now I’m not sure…there were actually so many different versions
I find this very confusing but from what I can understand from Wiki, it looks like several people wanted to make the same product, but used different names. Which I find hilarious. Because if you are manufacturing the Pogo Ball and someone is like “hey! check out my pogo bal! So much better than your pogo BALL! ” Thats just insane.
But now I miss it, I wonder if its somewhere in my parent’s attic? I think I may go get it or maybe I’ll get the old mini trampoline my mom got during the 1980s rebounder workout phase. Basically I feel like Bouncin’!!
This weekend I went up to SF to visit Liz and she took me to a fancy Chinese restaurant called “Heaven’s Dog”. Even though the setting was ultra modern, the food still tasted pretty authentic. Stick with the main entrees though, and go somewhere else for dessert. Let it be known that I was the idiot that fell for this number: “Jasmine Tea Granita with milk, melon, and mango”. The waitress described the dessert as “refreshing”.
Refreshing my ass. This was what they served me…
And they dared to charge $7 for this piece of crap.
I think if they actually served me a piece of crap, it might have filled the plate better.
Lately, my warddrobe has seemed very blah and since I buy everything on Amazon, I figured why not shirts. And I certainly figured right, because look at the beauty I found below.
Now we will be putting out some of our own shirts next month on our site, but I don’t think we’ll ever be able to reach the magnificence on this shirt. Shoot for the Stars I guess.
Be sure to check out the reviews, here’s a stellar example
“This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the ‘guns’), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.”
Ev: oh ya, mother’s day is next month lol eliza: lol eliza: get on it yo! eliza: im getting it all over in 1 blow - mothersday, dads bday, fathers day…big thing of ice cream from Jeni’s Ice Cream Ev: lol Ev: have u tried it? Ev: is it really good? eliza: best ice cream i have ever had eliza: honest to gawd Ev: is it better than haagen daz? Ev: coz nothing’s better than haagen daz to me eliza: makes haagen daz look like poo Ev: you’re poo eliza: im serious dood! eliza: i wouldn’t be talkin smack about the HD eliza: if i wasn’t seriousssss Ev: haha Ev: we’ll see eliza: im callin”1 single tear down face:” action Ev: lolz
I got Jeni’s Ice Cream as a wedding present and it was glorious!! I cannot say enough nice things about this ice cream except it is worth every expensive penny! Sell your gold jewelry and go buy it NOW!
And Holy Patootie! Ice Cream Macaroons. I DIES NOW!!
My cat doesn’t like us to watch her poo. Which I very much understand. Its very hard to poo when people are watching you. If we glance over, she quickly pretends that she is taking a bath or discovered something exciting under the washing machine.
Once we have looked away, she goes about her business. If she misses the box, which she usually does….she will run like mad after pooing. Sort of like when everyone is running in those disaster movies from the the volcano which is splodin’ asteroids at everyone. That is exactly her type of run.
It is very entertaining and makes me think what people would think if I pooed and ran from the bathroom back to my desk at work as fast as possible….
I’m talking about my white cat. I found pet costumes at the store after Halloween a few years back and put it on her. She found it surprisingly comfy and I love how the calico kitty(CaCaPeePee) is bowing down to her.
PS In other news I ate an aged goat cheese and sweated in yoga the next day. As I was sweating, I’m pretty positive my pores were leaking the cheese cuz I could smell it again. It made me very hungy!!
I imagine this will be a headline in the papers someday. This is a serious matter folks! Why would anybody ever walk to the fridge again when you can just teleport that turkey leg straight onto your lap.
(This rant was the result of Liz & Phiyen getting me Watchmen comic book for my bday)
“…We both love bacon and country music, what more could you possibly want?”
What more could he want? It was an incredibly stupid question and when he failed to answer, I was reminded of just how lucky I truly am. Movie characters might chase each other through the fog or race down the stairs of burning buildings, but that’s for beginners. Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings. I wanted to say something to this effect, but my hand puppets were back home in their drawer. Instead, I pulled my chair a few inches closer, and we sat silently at our little table on the square, looking for all the world like two people in love.
~ David Sedaris, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim
There were so many great excerpts from this book and it was tremendously difficult to choose a favorite one. Well, couldn’t help myself…had to go with the one that mentioned “bacon”.
This was a pretty good Xmas. I got wonderful gifts, when really there was nothing I really REALLY wanted. Besides Animal Crossing:City Folk for Wii. Which Evelyn ONLY has to buy a Wii, Wiispeak and the game to play with meeee. Cmoonnnn, DOIT!… She says just come back to WoW…
Anywho, it got me to thinking when I was a kid and I had huge lists of items I wanted. I would even watch 80s morning cartoons just for the commercials in December to ADD to the list! It looked something like this list
I definitely should make a list like this next year! I guess I sorta got a gift like that this year of a vintage American Flyer bicycle to ride from Mr.Phi. He bought it for his own benefit though cuz he has no one to ride with haha. But I’ll take it!!
Unrelated PS I really recommend creating a “Georgia Gibbs” station on Pandora. A-Friggin-MAzing selection of muzac!
